Quotes by David Borgenicht

“[Theres no] Worst-Case Scenario Land ... but well take the call.”

“Everybody has a worst fear, ... For some its [things that happen while] traveling. For others its love and romance. We saw the chance to get answers for all sorts of areas.”

“We had no idea [it would be so successful], ... The odds of the book selling 100,000 copies, much less 2 million, are immense. ... Its a lucky fluke.”

“Red wine is actually not that hard to get out. We recommend you pour white wine on it, then blot it dry.”

“We knew her to be an avid dater,”

“You shouldve been wearing your festive undergarments. At least people would have thought you were just proud of your panties. Red lace and reindeer undergarments are both good excuses to use.”