Quotes by Daven Anderson

You dont get to be the president of anything if you have bad manners.

If we adopted Jack, I quip, wed have to give him combat pay for an allowance

When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat.

Consider this a one-thousand horsepower divorce, sweetheart

How come they get to be gray-haired and still in love with each other, while Lilly tears out whats left of my heart and dumps it into her Jill-The-Ripper shredder?

You cant do that, it makes too much sense.

You said you left Mississippi in 1854, Ron says. He turns to Mamuwalde and asks Were you a runaway slave? Not at all, Cindy Lou answers. Daddy freed him. Rons jaw almost hits the floor. His wine glass does.

My turner MahLor is with me forever as well. At least his head is.

Since I cant turn into a bat and fly, Ill still need my bus pass

I hate it when I go into a Snack Shack and theyre out of Blue Ice. The other slushie flavors taste like cheap candy.

Remember, our kind protects you Normals from the Pures. We are the rope tied between man and super-beast. A rope forever dangling from the precipice. I tap Zetanias shoulder and ask, Whats a precipice? A cliffs edge, she whispers. Precipice. Must be a French word.

I floor the gas pedal. The Sonoramic Commando V-8 growls like an angry tiger and leapfrogs us ahead of the traffic.

Centuries of perfectly-pitched heartbreak resound through Les microphone as Stella and I embrace in a slow dance.

We even commissioned a smaller pair of these statues for the baggage claim area in the regular lobby. Gives all those Normal conspiracy nuts something to talk about besides the Blue Mustang. They think our statues are the work of Masons or reptilian beings. Ha.