Quotes by Dave Willis

“The funny thing is that I had never actually watched TV.”

“I hooked up everybody in Sidney, including one guy who was blind.”

“Its just a much more forgiving environment than your country road. Theyre by far the safest of the various kinds of road networks.”

Marriage is not 50-50. Divorce is 50-50. Marriage has to be 100-100. It isnt dividing everything in half, but giving everything youve got!