Quotes by Darby Conley

“Its hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.”

Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle.

Cats, of course, are easier to make fun of. The cutest cat is still a freak. Where
dogs are sympathetic, almost tragic, figures, cats are pure comedy. Dogs are your
buddies, cats are entertainment Theyre like a TV show. Theres nothing funnier than when a cat falls off of something. When a dog falls down a couple of stairs, you rush to it and console it. But when a cat does it, its funny—you point at it and laugh (which they dont like, incidentally).