Quotes by Danny DeVito

“There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who wont stay? And how do you get rid of someone who wont go?”

“Of course Ive got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons: Ive got em coz everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.”

“This was this guys passion. He sat in movie theaters when he probably was supposed to make collections and break some knees or something.”

“Ill tell you one thing. I love Philadelphia. One of the first things I did outside of New York was at the Theater of the Living Arts on South Street.”

“Even when you read the script of Big Fish, which is really a terrific script, you dont really get into the world that hes creating until you take that step with him, that first step into a world hes created in his mind.”

“Documentaries really hold a lens up to life and capture real emotions. Its so rich for me to see a film and know that its real. I love being invested in real situations and ... the things people go through in life.”

So we see Edward as a young man on the road and he meets a giant and he brings the giant to a circus where he meets a Miss Calloway. He sees the woman of his dreams and I am the only one who knows who she is.

I developed that for a long time. I also developed Sugar Sweet Science at New Line and that didnt happen. That was a boxing movie. And between all that there were a couple of other things.

People come into your lives who you have a good time with, and time goes by and you still have a good time with them and you do stupid stuff with them. To me, thats life.

I dont know. I think its funny! I think its funny! I go, what? Its so absurd. Im alone.

What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark - things that I like to do.