Quotes by Dan Rhodes

-Paint-My girlfriend is so besotted that she cant take her eyes off me. After weve turned out the light she puts on her night-vision goggles, and watched me as I sleep. Quite often I am woken by her sighing and involuntary yelps of happiness. This has been going on for years, and is showing no sign of abating. Once I asked her to stop all this infra-red activity, but it didnt really work; Id wake up to find her covering me in luminous paint, and softly whispering, Sometimes I wonder if you know how much I love you.

I fell in love the moment I saw her in her grandfathers kitchen, her dark curls crashing over her Portuguese shoulders. Would you like to drink coffee? she smiled.Im really not that thirsty.What? What you say? Her English wasnt too good. Now Im seventy-three and shes just turned seventy. Would you like to drink coffee? she asked me today, smiling. Im really not that thirsty.What? What you say? Neither of us has the gift of language acquisition. After fifty years of marriage we have never really spoken, but we love each other more than words can say.