Dan Quisenberry Quotes

“A manager uses a relief pitcher like a six shooter, he fires until its empty then takes the gun and throws it at the villain.”

“I found a delivery in my flaw.”

“I want to thank all the pitchers who couldnt go nine innings, and manager Dick Howser who wouldnt let them go.”

“The future is much like the present, only longer”

“His contract has options through the year 2020 or until the last Rocky movie is made.”

“Ive seen the future and its much like the present only longer.”

“Natural grass is a wonderful thing for little bugs and sinkerball pitchers.”

“Our fielders have to catch a lot of balls, or at least deflect them to someone who can.”

“Reggie Jackson hit one off me thats still burrowing its way to Los Angeles.”

The future is much like the present only longer.

Quotes by Dan Quisenberry