Quotes by Dan Bennett

“Real charity doesnt care if its tax-deductible or not.”

“Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.”

“Repartee: What a person thinks of after he becomes a departee”

“One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds.”

“When temptation knocks, imagination usually answers.”

“One of the reasons were holding the event is that a number of people have been told that the Bible says things that it doesnt say about homosexuality,”

“Now, more than ever, were being considered and its because were a big part of the infrastructure. Its still early in the development of the legislation and there are some concerns that it would be viewed as a fix-all for all of our funding problems, but were just relieved that research is taking place to find different revenue streams for school districts. Thats huge.”

“The DOE (Department of Education) did not serve our board well or within a suitable time. You would think theyd know the requirements when issuing a license.”

“Its an unfortunate situation and our district has already made two trips to Columbus to meet with legislators, but all that doesnt help us now,”

“This is a very important issue for us here and there is a strong understanding in the community that we need more space,”

“The free teen film screenings and panel discussion on opportunities for women in film direction and editing is going to be an entertaining and informative program. There is a shortage of women professionals in this field, and that needs to change. Our panelists will talk about how that can be done. And these are two very enjoyable and thoughtful films. Were hoping high school and college students respond to this program ---- both genders are encouraged to attend.”

“Dale Hansen is a tremendous talent, and we wish him the very best.”

“Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.”

“True charity is the desire to be useful to others without thought of recompense”

“A friend is one who takes you to lunch even if youre not tax deductible”

“Every good act is charity. A mans true wealth hereafter is the good that he does in this world to his fellows.”

“How montonous the sounds of the forest would be if the music came only from the Top Ten birds.”

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one thatll get you home earlier.

A bachelor is a man who has to know how to remove a coffee stain from a catsup stain from a silk tie.