Quotes by D.J. MacHale

There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)

Im the terrorist, do what I say or Ill terrorize you.

Im sorry I hurt your hand...with my face.-Bobby Pendragon

Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton)

I love you Mark... Courtney, PoR.I love you too Courtney... Mark, PoR.

If I werent already dead, Id have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.

Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.

I rode my bike home and did the one thing that always helped when things werent going well. I read. Books were my refuge. Getting lost in a solid adventure story was the best way I knew of to turn off reality.

Im not sure why that story came back to me while I sat huddled in Sydneys car on the way to the lake. It happened so long ago. I guess maybe it was because it gave me the assurance that when things got bad, there were certain people you could always count on.

Good stuff doesnt just happen. You have to fight for it.

Never make the first move. - Loor (The Rivers of Zadaa)

Damon Scares me, Maggie said. Maybe you should do what he wants.Cant.Why not?Because he killed me. That kind of pisses me off

I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise! - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)

Looks like its time to liven up this dead little town! - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)

Mine would be, We will stand together, he and I. One in victory, one in shame. Only then can I truly own the power of Halla. How sweet the moment of revelation will be, when he learns that he handed it to me. -SD the Pilgrims of Rayne

Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!

I hate clowns. Ive mentioned that, right?

I stood on the street, staring up at the most normal-looking house in the world. My house. Id lived there my entire life. It was home. It was safe.It was haunted.The only other explanation was that I was demented. I couldnt say which I was rooting for.

Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. Veelox.

Theres always two ways of looking at things... that seeing whats positive about a situation is a lot more fun and gets you a lot further than looking for what might be wrong with it.