Cynthia Nelms Quotes

“Nobody really cares if youre miserable, so you might as well be happy.”

“If men liked shopping, theyd call it research.”

“The secret to a happy marriage is to tell your spouse everything, but the essentials.”

“Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated.”

“Life! Cant live with it, cant live without it.”

“If it werent for women, men would still be wearing last weeks socks.”

“Texans are proof that the world was populated by aliens”

Nobody really cares if youre miserable so you might as well be happy.

Quotes by Cynthia Nelms