Quotes by Colin Mochrie

“When I think about it, I mean really, Im 47, I should be embarrassed by this. A grown man, barefoot, walking on mousetraps, just to get an audience to laugh. Its sad in a way.”

“Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when youre trying to kill someone by chopping their head off, rolling them up in a carpet and lighting it on fire, you better make sure theyre dead!”

“Brad and I are both stage hogs; we like to be on stage a lot.”

“Judy Garland would gain and lose a lot of weight, and because of that, she ended up having no derriere, so she had to have a prosthetic one to give her shape in some of her evening gowns. Because were working on a Canadian show and theyre very cheap, they wanted to take my wifes prosthetic (butt) away. That was the whole pilot. The great thing about a Canadian show is we have a little more freedom, I think.”

“Whose Line Is It Anyway?”

“When Im on stage, its a little world Ive created where Im sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When were improvising, Im with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I dont have those guarantees in life. ... There are no consequences on stage,”

“I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours, ... Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once were out there, everythings fine.”

“We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh. Well do whatever it takes.”

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