Quotes by Clueless

“searching for a guy in high school is the same as searching for meaning in a polly shore movie”

“Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, theres no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.”

“Amber: She could be a farmer in those clothes.”

“Mel: Whats with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?”

“Cher: You cant be the absolute and final word on drivers licenses? Driving Instructor: Girlie, as far as youre concerned, I am the messiah of the DMV.”

“Josh: You look like Pippi Longstocking. Cher: Well you look like Forrest Gump. Whos Pippi Longstocking? Josh: Someone Mel Gibson never played.”