Quotes by Claire Fayers

What, everyone you know has been kidnapped by pirates and forced to chop octopus in a kitchen that smells like a whales stomach?Quite a lot of them, yes, said Trudi, who appeared to be one of those people whod heard of sarcasm but thought it was some sort of exotic fruit like a pineapple.

They say there are three kinds of people in the world: those who listen to stories, those who tell them, and those who make them.