The toddler started making this whine/moan noise while pawing at Tabitha. I know as a woman Im supposed to have this innate love of babies, but the truth is, they kind of remind me of zombies. They stumble around, arms out, moaning. And if they get a hold of you, they suck the energy out of you.
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A pair of great heels was much more satisfying than a man. They lasted longer, and better yet, they didn’t leave me for someone prettier.
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I wanted to kiss you for a long time, and I decided that might be my only chance. I’ve been miserable ever since.” Troy ran his fingers along her jaw. “It was almost better when I didn’t know how it felt to kiss you.
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Troy smiled down at her, and her heart jumped into her throat. The lights turned his skin colors. Red, green, blue. Glimpses of every shade of Troy, and they all looked good. The song ended, and the world seemed to stop, just her and Troy, standing in the middle of the floor.
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Thats when it hit me. I had to go through a lot of bad relationships first, but Id finally found him. My very own Prince Charming. Turns out they do exist.Touché, Cinderella. Touché.
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I think it’s cool that you care about your heritage, but yet you don’t conform. Promise me that no matter what happens, you’ll never lose that feisty, impulsive side of you.
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When I look at you, you know what I see?I met her gaze, finding it suddenly hard to breathe.I see the guy who saw me when no one else did, she said. Thats what matters to me. Thats who you are.
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He covered my hand with his. No matter what happens, were friends first. I hope you know how much having you in my life means to me.
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Mind-blowing sex? I couldnt believe Id asked, but how could I not? It was like dangling a giant slice of chocolate cake in front of a hungry person on a diet and telling them not to take a bite.
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Youre my friend who happens to be pretty and female. You do realize being your friend doesnt mean I dont have a penis?
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Excuse me? Do you mind if I sit next to you? This spot has the best view of... I glanced out the window. The... gravel roof.
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You went to a party, did a keg stand, and got so drunk you forgot half the night. Congrats on this amazing milestone in your life. He squeezed my leg. What are you gonna do next?Uh, Disneyland?
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I couldnt imagine choosing shopping when sex was an option.
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I havent done anything youre supposed to do. Like get so drunk you puke and dont remember the rest of the night.Overrated, I swear.She looked at me, that deadly look on her face, and I held up my hands. Fine. You wanna get drunk and puke, Im not gonna stop you.But I want to do, like more than just drinking. Her brow furrowed and I could practically see the wheels in her brain spinning. I should make a list and outline a plan.I was going to point out that list-making wasnt the best way to let loose, but I decided to let it go.
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Why didnt you tell me I had syrup on my face? Lyla asked when I settled behind the steering wheel. Her tongue darted out, licking the corner of her lip. I went to put the key in the ignition and missed.
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As for the making out with strangers, that was a one-time thing. Jeff keeps texting, and I feel bad, but Ive been ignoring him -- the kissing was just so awful.Yeah, hed probably not be a good choice for number seven either.
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When I mentioned that Id always wanted to have sex against the wall with a woman in a skirt, she said, Well, how convenient. I just so happen to have a skirt on, and there are several walls in here.
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I love you. I’ve loved you since I was sixteen years old, and I’ll love you until the day I die. And I just… needed you to know that.
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Lets get you into a room and conduct our own chemistry experiment, he said against my lips.Or maybe well just find a table to bend you over, since chemists do it on a table... periodically.Mmm. I love it when you talk nerdy to me.
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Theres this party tomorrow night. The client with all the ex-husbands is throwing it, and Ive got to go. I know its last minute, and that Fridays are really busy for you. Im also sure its going to be boring. Anyway, if you cant go, I completely understand. But if you dont come with me, Ill be forced to meet rich, eligible bachelors who may or may not have all their original teeth and hair.I bit my nail as I waited for his answer, trying to prepare myself for the possibility he couldnt go.Youre not really giving me much of a choice, Jake said. Not when I know youve got a weakness for bald men with dentures.
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