Quotes by Christopher Curtis

“But dont ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name,”

“Its the same as in hostage negotiation, we never use the word gun. Instead of saying, I need you to lower that gun, you say, I need you to lower that thing. Calling it a thing diminishes the weapons power.”

“Anything a woman asks for is really a demand.”

“Every encounter with a woman must be viewed as a negotiation,”

“We still got a chance.”

“If shes wearing a skirt, this means shes confident. If she smokes, shes got a bad-girl streak.”

“Every encounter with a woman must be viewed as a negotiation, ... the difference being instead of coaxing them off rooftops, youre coaxing them into romance. And remember, the negotiator is always in control.”

“biggest misconception about hostage negotiators is that were great talkers, when really were good listeners.”