Quotes by Chris White

“[Glammy deodorant -- now thats funny. So says Chris White, a professional comedian and (like most stand-ups) a sweat expert.] You shouldnt put anything expensive on your armpits -- its one of the least savory parts, ... Its just something you dont do -- like putting a sweater on a dog.”

“I was happy with what I saw,”

“We didnt play aggressive enough. We made a lot of mistakes, and we werent able to shake it off.”

“Dont point your f -- gun at me!”

“That was totally unprofessional, pointing their guns at us like that, ... The Army has been patrolling this street for a week, and they know whats going on here. All the police had to do was ask them, and they would have known everything they needed to know about this street.”

“We just never say die.”

“Were just going to pick up where we left off last year, ... The girls get along well and theyve already gelled. They play well together, and we have a lot of strong younger players filling in our holes.”

“Its nothing like on TV, ... On the way down there we knew we had no idea what it was going to be like. Ive been shot at before in life, and it wasnt as intense as what I saw.”

“That was the defining thing to me about the whole trip - man did that, not Mother Nature.”

“To me, the police officers that stayed, I hope they will be the biggest story that comes out of this, ... Those that stayed there and secured the stations not knowing if theyd live or die, they got their families out of harms way and stayed to help - they stayed for the people that didnt care about them.”