Quotes by Chris Phillips

“The major reaction when EA announced their exclusive deal in December was, God, this is a huge loss, not just for sports games but for the industry in general,”

“One thing was on my mind the whole time: the mud pit. Plus, it was hot, and I was ready for a little cool down.”

“Its definitely different, ... All the mud and the water and the obstacles, it makes you not feel the pain of running. Well, you still feel the pain, but its more fun.”

“The race was fun, but the fish tacos and the beer garden helped, too. It was that kind of race. Just fun.”

“Very small penis, and no money,”

“Basically, we spend every waking hour and every dime we make trying to be something were not, ... Fake hair, fake teeth, fake tans, fake boobs.”

“It was a great passing game for us,”

“We were driving down the street one day, and said, We gotta learn to rap if were gonna be in music today. I was a paralegal, she was working in a hair salon. Now were a million-dollar-a-year business and fly all over the country. Were also going to be in Vegas on a permanent basis beginning in April, going back and forth from Phoenix every week. Well be hooking up with that new George Clooney hotel hes building there.”

“I think I heard a few boos after I missed because they were going to miss out on their pizza, so I was definitely happy to see us get the next one.”

“Its huge. Obviously, Im the last guy with the big goose egg, and it seemed like it was getting talked about more and more. ... Its nice to not have a zero sitting there.”