Quotes by Chris Morris

“You have to be at best only half-aware of what youre trying... if you know what youre looking for, theres no attempt to do some real work.”

“When people say love to hate, they actually mean love to be appalled by - if they truly hated them, theyd never repeat a catch phrase.”

“I just feel tired now if people are shocked. If its not for you, just dont bloody watch it.”

“The pursuit of approval usually ends in disaster.”

“A sitcom isnt usually the right tool for satire.”

“If you make a joke in an area which is for some reason _ normally random _ out of bounds, then you might find something out, you might put your finger on something. But its a matter of finding yourself in that area rather than setting out to look for trouble.”

“Ten years ago, if your computer was broken, you put it in the car and took it to the shop, no big deal,”

“Now if you have a wireless network that wont connect, well, you need someone on-site.”

“If we get out there and find other problems that take longer, we could lose money.”

“They can lose money and be successful by bringing in business (purchases of products) for Best Buy. I cant do that. We cant lose money and succeed.”