Quotes by Cheryl Hines

“My biggest fear is that no one will bid on my envelope, ... So have pity on me and bid on it.”

“[Sunday nights show starts with Larry noticing that his pants bunch up when seated.] Five inches, ... I got a tent.”

“Herbie: Fully Loaded.”

“Will & Grace.”

“Working with these guys, they all have a few things in common. Theyre all really funny, theyre all very intelligent and very magnetic.”

I was a little shocked at how adult some of the humor was, because I was never that into animation before and when I watched Shrek I really laughed out loud.

I started playing poker in 2003 during my pregnancy, to distract myself from my awful morning sickness. For months all I did was cry and play Texas Holdem.

It is weird. People will say, Oh my God, I love you. And Ill say, Oh, thats so sweet. Thank you. And the people who are walking around with me for the first time will say, I dont understand what happened. Somebody just told you they love you. I dont even understand what that means.

For my birthday my husband learned to cook and is cooking one day a week for me. But he only likes to do fancy dishes. So we end up with weird, obscure things in the refrigerator.

The things the writers have me doing on Suburgatory are insane. I think they think its easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.