Quotes by Charlie Sheen

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you dont have one.

You cant beat me. I have the mind of a warlock with adonis DNA. Winning!

I am on a drug. Its called Charlie Sheen. Its not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

I GOT TIGAR BLOOD

As kids were not taught how to deal with success; were taught how to deal with failure. If at first you dont succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

I dont have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, I cant process it well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?

But you cant focus on things that matter if all youve been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.

I saw 28 Days. I dont remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. Its a big landfill.

The only thing Im addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.

Im sorry, man, but Ive got magic. Ive got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - Im an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.

I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I dont think people are ready for the message that Im delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.

I just dont want to live like I used to. And at some point, Im going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. Ive got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.