Quotes by Cathy Guisewite

“All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we were born, and no matter how hard weve tried to prove them wrong, they all think it about us now. And the really annoying thing is, theyre probably right.”

“I never thought Cathy would get married in the comic strip. And I also thought I would never get married.”

“Do we absolutely, absolutely know this is true?”

My mother had always taught me to write about my feelings instead of sharing really personal things with others, so I spent many evenings writing in my diary, eating everything in the kitchen and waiting for Mr. Wrong to call.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Cathy was the first widely syndicated humor strip created by a woman. The strip was pretty revolutionary at the time not only because it starred a female, but also because it was so emotionally honest about all the conflicting feelings many women had in 1976.

Im lucky that my real-life Mom has both a great sense of humor about herself and an amazing ability to slip into complete denial if the subject matter gets a little too close to home.

I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say I do and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my moms birthday.

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.

Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.