Quotes by Catherine Zeta Jones

“For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.”

“After Zorro, people spoke Spanish to me for ages. Im Welsh but that movie instantly gave me a new ethnicity.”

“Everyone knows we get paid a lot of money, so why pretend otherwise?”

“I like women who look like women. I hated grunge. No ones more feminist than me, but you dont have to look as if you dont give a - you know. You can be smart, bright, and attractive aesthetically to others - and to yourself.”

“I think, especially in our business we meet a lot of people, and sometimes you spend so much time being nice to strangers, and so, you know, keeping a clear head and just being nice to each other. And thats all the advice I can give.”

“In Wales its brilliant. I go to the pub and see everybody who I went to school with. And everybody goes So what you doing now? And I go, Oh, Im doing a film with Antonio Banderas and Anthony Hopkins. And they go, Ooh, good. And thats it.”

“There are a lot of women who live with pot-bellied pigs.”

“I love my lawyer. I have to say that of course!”

“Id love to do a show in Vegas with drag queens. The tackier the better.”

“I used to go around looking as frumpy as possible because it was inconceivable you could be attractive as well as be smart. It wasnt until I started being myself, the way I like to turn out to meet people, that I started to get any work.”

“Yeah, but Im missing the, uh, the visual component.”

“but not to us.”

“[Who will play Johnny?] Keanu Reeves is still on to do it, ... I think hell be great.”

“I was like any new bride, who said, Im going to cook for my man. In fact, once I started a small kitchen fire in a pan. Smoke was pouring from the pan, and I got really scared. Right next to our stove is a small fire extinguisher. You know, easy access.”

“Get out of here, Zorro!”

“I was wondering that myself. I dont know.”

“A lot has happened, both personally and professionally,”

“I was happy I wasnt left on the balcony waiting for Zorro to come home, ... I was inspired by the fact that I wasnt standing behind Zorro but rather standing right next to him.”

“Im pretty good as long as my sword was handy, ... The punching was hard for me because I punch like a girl. I had to learn to look as if Im physically really whacking the stunt man. But if a scrap broke out, I think youd be pretty impressed by my skills.”

“I had very little time in between finishing Oceans Twelve in Europe and going down to Mexico, where they had been shooting Zorro for a few weeks,”