Quotes by Carl Davis

“Every time I try to talk to a police officer, I just get blown off,”

“That mustache was black when I first knew you. Youre looking good.”

“There wasnt anything you couldnt build.”

“There are no happy times at Happy Times .”

“[This old auto part finally reached ORourke, who said:] If youve found someone whos unhappy with Happy Times , have them give me a call. Were all about being happy here. We dont want them having unhappy feelings about us. We would like to have them resolve their unhappiness. Thats what Happy Times is all about. ... Youve gotta be kidding me.”

“Employees are told right from the start that there is to be no interaction.”