Quotes by Bruce Eric Kaplan

Graduation speeches force you to reflect. They are about consciousness. Nothing is better than consciousness.

What I like about graduation speeches is that theyre an opportunity for someone to make sense of their life and to impart that wisdom to someone else. Its like a sanctioned self-help moment.

I love graduation speeches. I have always loved them I will always love them.

Of course I loved I Love Lucy and saw every episode over and over again. I found it heartbreaking that Ricky got to be famous and have an exciting life at the Tropicana while Lucy was stuck in that terrible apartment with the Mertzes.

My mother always bought our birthday gifts.