Quotes by Brent Musburger

“Nothing dissects a man in public quite like golf”

“I played Civil War golf, I went out in 61 and came back in 65.”

“Golf is a puzzle without an answer. Ive played the game for 40 years and I still havent the slightest idea how to play.”

“If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.”

“Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.”

“The secret of golf is to turn three shots into two.”

“That Man.”

“The Major.”

“Im not sure Ohio State will be able to shut down Vince Young, and not just running the ball, ... In watching him, he is an improved thrower of the football. Some of the wide receivers will have to step up and give him a target. The people in Austin are spoiled because of players like Roy Williams, but there is a lot of talent there.”

“Austin, Texas, and Columbus, Ohio, are the two toughest communities in which you have to put together a winning football team, ... They are both big metropolitan areas without professional football and major league baseball to sidetrack them.”

“Im not sure Ohio State will be able to shut down Vince Young, and not just running the ball. In watching him, he is an improved thrower of the football. Some of the wide receivers will have to step up and give him a target. The people in Austin are spoiled because of players like Roy Williams, but there is a lot of talent there.”

“Austin, Texas, and Columbus, Ohio, are the two toughest communities in which you have to put together a winning football team. They are both big metropolitan areas without professional football and major league baseball to sidetrack them.”

“Bill comes off the wall just to come off the wall; Walton Ive known forever. Steve is more of a coach analyzing the game, but still has a good sense of humor, which serves him well. Hes been a very pleasant surprise.”

“This is a very physical league. They dont like that out there, but they are (physical). Theyre very tough down on the low block. If youre looking for hard-nosed kids, come and watch Big Ten kids play.”