Quotes by Bill Watterson

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

I wont eat any cereal that doesnt turn the milk purple.

Things are never quite as scary when youve got a best friend.

If your knees arent green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

“Theres never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”

“Isnt it sad how some peoples grip on their lives is so precarious that theyll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?”

“In my opinion, we dont devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”

“Thats the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isnt good enough for me! I demand euphoria!”