Quotes by Bill Gaede

Define the word exist, and youll know whether God exists.

The mathematicians are the priests of the modern world.

Extinction catches Man by surprise because no one can even imagine that such a catastrophe can happen to an intelligent species.

If you cant illustrate it, it doenst belong in Physics as a noun! You cant put an article in front. You cant put a verb after!

A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.

Atheism is the opium of the mathematicians. Atheism is the religion of Mathematics.

Science is not about making predictions or performing experiments. Science is about explaining.

Proof is the hallmark of religion.

Whereas a novice makes moves until he gets checkmated (proof), a Grand Master realizes 20 moves in advance that it’s futile to continue playing (conceptualizing).

College is the grinding machine of the Mathematical Establishment, a conveyor belt that takes individuals from one cookie cutter to another so that the product comes within tight control limits out of the assembly line.

A mathematician is an individual who calls himself a physicist and does physics and physical experiments with abstract concepts.

A mathematician believes that describing the speed of Mercury with equations amounts to science.

There are problems humans cannot solve, to wit: density dependent birth rates, loss of genetic diversity, the overturning of his population pyramid, traveling to the nearest star, and the extinction of Man.

For youth, sexual love is whim; for the aged, luxury.

A relativist is an individual who doesnt know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.

A mathematician is a magician who converts adjectives into nouns: continuous into continuum, infinite into infinity, infinitesimal into location, 0D into point, 1D into line, curved into geodesic...

A mathematician is an individual who constructs space with 0D particles and then places a bowling ball on this invisible canvas to explain how gravity works.

We are the last generation of humans on Earth!

A mathematician says that an electromagnetic wave travels from Andromeda to your eye and that it also extends from Andromeda to your eye.

A mathematician tells you that the wall of warped space prevents the Moon from flying out of its orbit yet cant tell you why an astronaut can go back and forth across that same space.