Quotes by Bette Midler

“The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.”

“I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.”

“Cherish forever what makes you unique, cuz youre really a yawn if it goes.”

“If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it”

“I try not to drink too much because when Im drunk, I bite.”

“Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, Ill be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?”

“If somebody makes me laugh, Im his slave for life.”

“Group conformity scares the pants off me because its so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesnt want to -- or cant -- join the Big Parade.”

“I never know how much of what I say is true.”

“If I could be granted a wish, Id shine in your eye like a jewel.”

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.

If only Id known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.

After thirty a body has a mind of its own.

Me Im just a hack. Im just a schlep-per. I just do what I can do.

Cherish forever what makes you unique cuz youre really a yawn if it goes!

I didnt belong as a kid and that always bothered me. If only Id known that one day my differentness would be an asset then my early life would have been much easier.

I have my standards. They may be low but I have them.

I hope to keep entertaining in some way until I cant physically entertain any longer. Its what I was born to do, and I love this profession.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.