Quotes by Barbara Cartland

“A historical romance is the only kind of book where chastity really counts.”

“A man will teach his wife what is needed to arouse his desires. And there is no reason for a woman to know any more than what her husband is prepared to teach her. If she gets married knowing far too much about what she wants and doesnt want then she will be ready to find fault with her husband.”

“Every man has been brought up with the idea that decent women dont pop in and out of bed; he has always been told by his mother that nice girls dont. He finds, of course, when he gets older that this may be untrue / but only in a certain section of society.”

“I have always found women difficult. I dont really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.”

“The great majority of people in England and America are modest, decent and pure-minded and the amount of virgins in the world today is stupendous.”

“After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.”

“Ill keep going till my face falls off.”

“As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, Ill go on with my virgins.”

“A woman asking Am I good? Am I satisfied? is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.”

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.

Ill wager that in ten years it will be fashionable again to be a virgin.

We didnt need sex. We had Tyrone Power.

The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.