Quotes by April Masini

“Sports became a bonding glue when the old boys network ruled,”

“The biggest change? Now everyone has sex - more easily, sooner and often - than they did before,”

“Also, we dont want to believe it, but there is a chance that guys like Ashton and Brad dont want the responsibility of their own kids right now. Men can date single moms for a lot longer without making a commitment because the biological clock is missing from the equation.”

“Sports became a bonding glue when the old boys network ruled, There are lots of other networks, like the Pink Network, which is women; the Rainbow Network, which is gays; and the Puke-Stained Network, which is working mothers.”

“There is a lot of relief for daters who are serious about wanting to be in a relationship. This comes in the form of what appears to be dramatic changes like speed dating and Internet dating.”

“If youre both single and available, go for it. But be impeccable with your behavior and your work. Youre going to be under more scrutiny in this relationship than you would be if you were dating someone you didnt work with.”

“Simply put, female friendships face more obstacles because they often involve more emotion, more expectations and more potential for conflict.”

“Honor your divorce and your new life the same way you honored your marriage.... And if you didnt honor your marriage, learn your lesson and honor your divorce.”

“Im really not trying to pick you up; I just wanted to know if youve ever been to such-and-such, because I know Ive seen you there before, and I didnt want you to think I was rude by not acknowledging you.”

“Having an exit strategy can be a social saver.... The key is keeping your little white lie plausible.”

“If he makes a joke and you laugh so hard your face hurts, but everything else isnt in place, make a list of his assets and liabilities. Include his sense of humor as an asset, but remember that it isnt everything. On the other hand, if everything else is in place, don’t let him get away.”

“These three little words are loaded with implications and expectations, but not always the same ones for each individual ... One person may say ‘I love you’ purely to communicate how much they enjoy being with you, others say it as a way to indicate they’d like to make their relationship exclusive.”

“Technology is a tool just like a salad fork... Each new piece of technology should be considered the same way a salad fork should when it comes to using it properly and with grace and elegance.”

“Men are different from women, and thats the bottom line. They have different needs and ways of expressing themselves. If a man doesnt call, hes not interested in making the time to call. But a woman will spend an inordinate amount of time trying to figure out all the reasons he hasnt called, rather than just ... moving on.”

“If you think flirting is corny, think again. Flirting is teasing, and teasing builds anticipation.”

“Remember, humor is an aphrodisiac you can use to punctuate your sexual advances.”