Quotes by Anonymous

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something.

Your past is always going to be the way it was. Stop trying to change it.

The test for a prophet is in the Bible. It is this. When a prophet speaketh in the name of the Lord if the thing follow not nor come to pass that is the thing which the Lord hath not spoken.

The Church of England is the Tory party at prayer.

Lets all give God a great big hand. Ive seen the last page of the bible and its going to turn out all right.

God created man and then woman but the atheist created himself.

As the little boy said to the Sunday School teacher after being told the reason we are on Earth is to help others: Then what are the others here for?

Conscience gets a lot of credit that belongs to cold feet.

His clear conscience is a result of a poor memory.

The worlds shortest sermon: When in doubt... dont!

Republics are ungrateful.

Retirement: Twice as much husband half as much pay.

Our boss has been so successful he deserves to retire so that he can spend more time . . . with his servants.

Since our boss will be retiring soon its been suggested that we give him a little momentum.

A little house well filled a little land well tilled and a little wife well willed are great riches.

What one man does another fails to do whats fit for me may not be fit for you.

If I trim myself to suit others I will soon whittle myself away.

Tis a gift to be simple tis a gift to be free. Tis a gift to come round to where we ought to be. And when we find a place that feels just right We will be in the valley of love and delight.

Different people have different duties assigned to them by Nature Nature has given one the power or the desire to do this the other that. Each bird must sing with his own throat.

Bloom where you are planted.