Quotes by Anonymous

The best way to save face is keep the bottom half shut.

Dont worry if your you is small and your rewards are few: Remember that the mighty oak was once a nut like you.

A sense of humor is what makes you laugh at something that would make you mad if it happened to you.

If Noah found himself back on Earth you can bet all he would recognize would be the jokes.

I love a finished speaker I really truly do. I dont mean one whos polished I just mean one whos through.

Remember if God had wanted this to be perfect he never would have had me up here.

I noticed you werent checking your watches - youve been shaking them.

Heres to one of the most beautiful kind thoughtful people I have ever known . . . You are getting more like me every day.

The future is a great land.

The possibilities for tomorrow are usually beyond our expectations.

Heres to the past. Thank God its past!

When I am anxious it is because I am living in the future. When I am depressed it is because I am living in the past.

Then is then. Now is now. We must grow to learn the difference.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today because if you enjoy it today you can do it again tomorrow.

Now is the only time we own give love toil with a will. And place no faith in tomorrow for the clock may then be still.

You are younger today than you ever will be again. Make use of it for the sake of tomorrow.

The future belongs to those who live intensely in the present.

The present is all you have for your certain possession.

Having spent the better part of my life trying either to relive the past or experience the future before it arrives I have come to believe that in between these two extremes is peace.

If you have one eye on yesterday and one eye on tomorrow youre going to be cockeyed today.