Quotes by Andy Milonakis

“Its ridiculous, ... Like, Why would he beat his shelf? Why? Why, Andrew Milonakis? And then I say, Stop asking yourself questions and calling yourself Andrew Milonakis! And I never listen.”

“I talked on the phone with the Trackboyz, they did a song with Nelly and with J-Kwon, and theyre interested and they have really good beats.”

“You are just constantly cleaning stuff up; you dont get to bring out big plates of nice food. You get to take it away when its all chewed up by some idiot.”

“Pee-pees and vajay-jays, ... Mind your pees and vees.”

“[Andy Milonakis, one of the more polarizing comedians to hit the airwaves recently and star of his own stream of consciousness weirdfest on MTV, The Andy Milonakis Show , will soon be releasing a rap album . A funny rap album that is, with] real producers. ... Nick and T-Dogs P-H-Fat Rap.”

“I just want $1 million next season, thats all I want,”

“I got these pants.”

“Ill write it in - in marker.”

“When I moved here, he bought me a bed. Was that from Costco?”

“Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!”

I had sadness for breakfast.