Quotes by Andy Dick

“I dont like my body, its oddly-proportioned. Id like to be, like, dumpy.”

“I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, Ive been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.”

“I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans... I had big plans... movies... and I was in no hurry.”

“Now I try to make efforts, you know, Im just, the best effort I can do is just stay sober myself. I can at least do that.”

“Im really ultra-affected by things... I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and Im almost paranoid very easily, and thats who I am.”

“The new movie Im working on right now is very autobiographical. Its about a television actor who drinks too much and gets blackballed from the industry, and then he decides to break back in by directing his own movie,”

“I dont even remember what I did in that movie, because I did it so long ago, ... I think Im a crazy bunny ... or a lizard. Maybe even a beaver. I dont know. With those animated movies, you do the voice and then three years later, you finally see your character and youre like, Oh yeah, I forgot I even did that. ”

“Maybe its just because its so damn cold there, ... You find humor in everything, cause the climates so harsh, you have to laugh at it.”

“The best advice he ever gave me was to keep it real, keep it simple, ... He was a big believer in not having to spell every joke out. You shouldnt have to explain it.”

“It felt good because theyve murdered us for the last two years.”

I have a very dark sense of humor.

I had no blood relatives till I made some.

People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.