Quotes by Alicia Silverstone

“My boyfriend calls me princess, but I think of myself more along the lines of monkey and retard.”

“I dont feel like a dream girl, but I think its really nice. I guess a part of me wishes I got that sort of attention in my real life. Because in my real life, Im this weird, dorky girl who just hangs out with her dog.”

“I think I can deceive people. Im like, the nice, sweet girl when you meet me. And I dont have any bad intentions. But Im a bad girl too.”

“My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex.”

“Id die if I was Madonna. Id die. God, what a horrible way to live. And Michael Jackson! To be so famous and to feel so isolated. I feel so bad for them. I dont know how it feels, and I hope it never happens to me.”

“I dont just want to be the girl boys get excited about, I have no desire for people to see me in a sexy way. I wont do nudity ever.”

“I think that Clueless (1995) was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if its true lightness.”

“Im reachable for people, Im not out of their league. Im just a normal girl.”

“People think, Wow, youre an actress, so people must be really nice to you and kiss your ass. NOBODY kisses my ass.”

“Ive done nine movies ... and none of them with a big star. The biggest person Ive worked with is Jeff Goldblum.”

“Since millions of people watch and are positively influenced by The Oprah Winfrey Show, lets urge Oprah to dedicate a show to the pet overpopulation crisis, informing her audience of the importance of spaying and neutering.”

“Im very uncomfortable with my body, and Im not interested in people seeing it on screen.”

“I dont want to be known as the Aerosmith chick, but its fun to put on the boots and makeup and act like a tough girl.”

“I truly loved doing the videos, but it has been hard hearing all the time that youre just the Aerosmith chick.”

I never count calories, but I eat so well.

Being vegan just gives you such great karma.

My boyfriend calls me princess, but I think of myself more along the lines of monkey and retard.