Alice Roosevelt Longworth Quotes

“If you havent got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.”

“I have a simple philosophy. Fill whats empty. Empty whats full. And scratch where it itches.”

“Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.”

“Ive always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development”

“My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening”

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

“He looks as though hes been weaned on a pickle”

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

“If you cant say something good about someone, sit right here by me”

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

“He [Calvin Coolidge] looks as though hes been weaned on a pickle.”

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

“The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.”

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

“If you havent got anything good to say about anyone come and sit by me.”

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

“They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize Im going to miss mine by just a few days”

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

“Even the best of friends cannot attend each others funeral.”

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

“He would make a lovely corpse.”

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

“In our society any man who doesnt cry at his mothers funeral is liable to be condemned to death”

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

“You should always go to other peoples funerals; otherwise, they wont come to yours.”

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

If you havent got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

My specialty is detached malevolence.

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

If you cant say something good about someone sit right here by me.

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

You cant make souffle rise twice.

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

I have a simple philosophy. Fill whats empty. Empty whats full. And scratch where it itches.

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Quotes by Alice Roosevelt Longworth

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