Quotes by Al Bowman

“The increase in freshman students and higher caliber transfer students reflects the prominence of our University in the State of Illinois. We are encouraged by the rise in minority enrollment over the last four years, a trend that will only benefit our University, community, state and the nation.”

“They made it clear theyd rather he just not take it at all.”

“The usual indicators that would tell you that a student was in distress simply werent there in this case.”

“Do you know how many thousands of actors in L.A. would kill for the publicity hes getting right now?”

“Peyton Manning is a great football player, but he is also a great person.”

“He gets to say hes an award-winning act. And we can promote ourselves by presenting Dead Body Guy, as seen on CNN.”

“Very, very few cases actually complete the task of knocking anybody off of the ballot.”

“Theyre not professional lawyers going out there with petitions making sure every t is crossed and every i is dotted.”

“Just to put that in perspective, a traffic ticket is a summary offense. It happened years ago in college. I think, obviously, Mike has changed quite a bit, as we all have, in these last eight years or six years. Im sure hes not proud of these.”

“Im sure he spent some time there. The people he rents to are friends, although he does not live in that house.”