“God, make me so uncomfortable that I will do the very thing I fear.”

“God did not create gays and lesbians so He could have something to hate!.”

“God has seen your tears and heard your prayers. Fear not, the child will not die.”

“There is nothing in the world more dreary than a prayer that attempts to inform God of anything at all.”

“In his holy flirtation with the world, God occasionally drops a handkerchief. These handkerchiefs are called saints.”

“If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith.”

“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gives it to.”

“That church teaches us that we can make God happy by being miserable ourselves;”

“They do things that I have no control over. It's just God-given talent.”

“Talent is a gift from God, but you only succeed with hard work. Yvan was proof of that.”