“God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress.”

“Why indeed must ''God'' be a noun? Why not a verb - the most active and dynamic of all.”

“Chance is perhaps the pseudonym of God when he does not wish to sign his work.”

“No matter how discouraged we get, God has not asked us to do the impossible”

“He cannot have God for his Father who will not have the Church for his mother.”

“God had one son on earth without sin, but never one without suffering.”

“Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.”

“I was not going to die tonight and stand before God, having done a bunch of ice.”

“If you want me to believe in God, you must make me touch him.”

“Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk”