I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family.

Humor in a relationship is so important. Many women will say that. Some say, 'If they can make you laugh, it's the sexiest thing on earth.'

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.

Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore.

The waltz is a very important part of my life. It's a very important way for me to express my positiveness, bringing humor to the world.

My daughter doesn't even get my humor. She's like, 'Um, no. I don't get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.'

The difference between me as Brian Warner or Marilyn Manson is just words. Same personality, sensibility, sense of humor, behavior. He is me.

If I had to describe my sense of humor, I would say it's contemporary wit, you know what I'm saying?

OK, in all seriousness, I would say I couldn't be in a relationship without equality, generosity, integrity, spirit, kindness and humor. And awesomeness.

I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense of humor, a good pair of shoes and a healthy gold card.