I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart.

I wasn't shy, but I was really hyper. Nobody got my sense of humor. I was a black skater kid.

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

Everyone is flailing through this life without an owner's manual, with whatever modicum of grace and good humor we can manage.

Down the road, I'll probably have a kid or two or three. And there will probably be political events or spiritual things to comment on, and humor.

Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women.

Since the very beginning, Emeril's had a sense of humor about me calling him names and poking fun at him.

'War on Everyone,' I think... the script was hilarious to me, but it's very dark, dark humor. It's super dark.