Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.

It's a grim business, this being funny. Every time you come up with a strong, satiric idea, the world tops it.

You know, I'm just a very boring, not very funny person in person. I don't feel pressured to be otherwise.

Usually, if I think something is really funny, I'm not gonna test it. I'll just test it when I'm onstage.

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.

It is funny to me that because I can run, because I'm athletic, people tend to see that as my only asset.

I can be dramatic. I can be funny. I can be sexy. I can be sad. I can be glad.

It's grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you're funny. It's soul-destroying when they don't laugh.

When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'