It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child.

If you imagine yourself to be someone who is very uncomfortable in their own skin, then it does funny things to your voice.

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.

It is funny that those who make the laws by which we are expected to live are usually the ones who have no regard for it.

Life had a funny way of kicking you in the gut when you weren't looking.~Torn~ by S. Nelson

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed.

Funny how you can get used to not having things you thought you couldn't live without.

Funny, for all surveillance, Osama bin Laden is still free—and we're not. Guess who's winning the "war on terror?

This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track.