“With temperatures falling to as low as -14 C only last month we are witnessing one of our coldest winters ever.”

“We witnessed animals having their leg tendons slashed and eyes stabbed at with knives to disable and disorientate them prior to slaughter.”

“Criminal defense lawyers cringe at a witness going back a fourth time, ... feel if they don't cooperate it could mean their job.”

Poor or rich, black or white, quiet or naughty, mentally defective or sharp-witted, thin or fat, all children are great!

The combination of razor-sharp wit (completely real) and his credentials (completely fake) had won them over in the end.

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.

So many important New York musicians were gay, one wit dubbed the American Composers League the Homintern.

“This has been a partisan process on the part of the House managers. In the House, they had the votes. They didn't think they needed to talk to witnesses.”

“The average increase for residential property prices was about 25% in the first quarter. A significant movement was witnessed in the medium density areas.”

“federal crimes committed in the course of, and with intent to interfere with, your investigation, such as perjury, obstruction of justice, destruction of evidence, and intimidation of witnesses.”