I don't want any funny business, and above all I don't want to be dragged into other people's funny business. If it's to be my head on the block, I want to know that it's doing there, and not that it's some stupid things that other people have done.

They didn't know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you've got no more room for crying. Sometimes you laugh because table manners on a beach are funny. And sometimes you laugh because you're alive, when you really shouldn't be.

I guess when I think about it, one of the things I like to dramatise, and what is sometimes funny, is someone coming unglued. I don't consider myself someone who is making the argument that I support these choices. I just think it can be funny.

Nick snatches the picture from the man's hand and laughs. "This is funny to you, asshole?"Nick tosses the picture back behind him. "No. No, it's not. What is funny is that you believe your whore of a wife.""Stand up your spineless punk!" The man yells in sheer rage.

“I got these funny answers that just unnerved me. I can tell when she lies.”

“It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.”

“It is an amazing accomplishment. And the really exciting thing is that the show feels as interesting and funny and energetic as it did in the first season.”

“He's a great gentleman, and he's very funny. My girlfriends' husbands try to be like Jason now.”

“She was pretty and you never expected a pretty woman to be that funny. She didn't care that she was pretty.”

“People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny.”