Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.

True wit is Nature to advantage dress'd What oft was thought but ne'er so well express'd.

True wit is nature to advantage dress'd What oft was thought but ne'er so well expressed.

The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor, and the fourth wit.

Witness each moment in astounded jubilation. Take every holy breath in gratitude. Rejoice in life!

Witnessing a selfless act brings tears to remind us how we should be treating others.

Well, I can throw a mean comeback, so there's that. I will crush them on wit.

You can tell a really wonderful quote by the fact that it's attributed to a whole raft of wits.

But the truth is, it's not the idea, it's never the idea, it's always what you do wit

God help those who have the wit to quote themselves, that they may reap the harvest of their ideas.