The fact of the matter is that I wanted to hold a grudge in some funny kind of way.Against everybody.

My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny.

P.S. Please give my love to Tink, she always was such a funny little bug

It is funny how the things we hate are the things we miss most when they are gone

He said it twice because he had never said it before, and it sounded funny.

Life has a funny way of turning you into the one thing you don't want to be.

The funny thing about an impossibility is that it tends to be a magnet for those who would prove it otherwise.

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

“The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.”

My brothers were funny, and there was a lot of shtick and comedy and nastiness and violence and fighting and sports.