“Not only does no one say it happened, you have witnesses saying it didn't happen.”

“Great wits are sure to madness near allied - And thin partitions do their bounds divide”

“He who has provoked the lash of wit, cannot complain that he smarts from it”

“A good old man, sir. He will be talking. As they say, when the age is in, the wit is out.”

“This dance was the dance of death. [The clowns] danced it for the wretched of the earth, that they might witness their own wretchedness.”

“Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade”

“The next best thing to being witty one's self, is to be able to quote another's wit.”

“If you've got pictures, if you've got DNA, if you've got witnesses, put it up.”

“We weren't witness to an explosion and there was a very small amount of smoke upon our arrival.”

“The only evidence you will hear are the words of these complaining witnesses. There will be no medical evidence. There will be no scientific evidence.”