HECKLER: Say something funny!COMEDIAN: I don't do requests.

It's funny how despair can soon become an old companion

I think 'Elf' is funny, with Will Ferrell. That's a great Christmas movie.

being funny is actually all about thinking "what if ?" in a creative way.

I don't write comedy. I write drama that's funny.

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

“She was an idiot. An adorable, gorgeous, feisty, funny, sweet, sexy idiot.”

“At first I was supposed to be the funny central figure, ... But with that format the show might have lasted about four weeks. The way it worked out is, the other people say the funny lines and my character looks on as an observer.”

“I don't know if you could actually plan to throw that shot, ever. It was pretty ugly by the time it all came out and I said, 'Oh, that's not good.' It's funny now and it was funny at the time.”

“I think it's kind of funny, but I tone them out a whole lot of the time. Some of the things that I hear are kind of funny, but at the same time, we're trying to get ready to win a game.”