They probably don't really like pale skin but they certainly like walking into a store without some security dude following them. Hating Your Goy and Eating One Too, as the great Philip Roth put it. So if everyone in America aspires to be WASPs, then what do WASPs aspire to? Does anyone know?

“We got guys that aspire to be NCAA champions. You got go against those top guys to feel what it is like.”

“Some had high grades and were just bored out of their minds. They found no connection between the classroom and life and their career aspirations.”

“I was guilty of judging capitalism by its operations and socialism by its hopes and aspirations; capitalism by its works and socialism by its literature”

“I'm 63 years old and I have no higher political aspiration than the Oldsmar City Council. This is not a stepping-stone for me.”

“America is not just a democracy, it represents a certain culture of competitive mobility and personality aspirations, politics is not merely a clash of interests, but a clash of dreams.”

“Are we all clear that we want to build something that can aspire to be a world power - not just a trading bloc, but a political entity?”

“We had aspirations of playing in June, yet once again for the third straight year, we go home in the first round.”

“Project Runway is a wonderful inspiration for aspiring fashion designers and the third season is sure to be filled with as much edge and excitement as the first two.”

“Happy is said to be the family which can eat onions together. They are, for the time being, separate, from the world, and have a harmony of aspiration.”